Heaven leads hell

This weekend there were more suicide bombings. 21 died in Pakistan, 42 in Afghanistan, 9 in Iraq and so on. All of these innocents killed by our muslim brothers led astray by Osama, Ayatoallah, and Imams.
These bombers being told a lie. Promised a trip to heaven and Allah. Instead these three bombers went to hell to meet satan. So the gain for hell this weekend was 3. However innocents killed by devils messengers go straight to heaven and Allah. Heaven received 72.
At this rate heaven will have no vacancies.
Some of us are willing to give up our spots in heaven for a chance to confront Osama, Ayatoallahs and Imams in hell. I for one cannot wait to meet these assholes and see all those suicide bombers who thought they were going to heaven. Wonder what their faces look like now. Its like being sold a lemon by a car salesmen and not finding out until it breaks down on the highway home.