Friday, November 17, 2006

Reason over Tradition

The Mogul Emperor Akbar is considered the greatest of Muslim rulers. Even the terrorists want to replicate his feats. However they must learn their history. He was a very democratic leader. He conquered worlds but also integrated societies.

His greatest contribution to the modern muslim movement will be his philosophy of reason. He based his decisions on reason. Politics, law and life were based on reason.

"The pursuit of reason, rather than reliance on tradition." is the mantra for the modern muslim movement revolution.

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Modern Muslim Movement

What is the goal of the movement? To create a world where the Muslim religion is flexible and its practioners are able to live in a free democratic society, and not considered sinners in the eyes of their religion. To be able to move millions of moderates to take over and rid the religion of fanatism. To create equality among sexes in the eyes of the culture and to bring humility to a world going towards consumerism.

Breaking News The War is Over!

Europe: The Europeans have taken to the street to celebrate the end of the war on terror. People are rejoicing after hearing that all Muslim radicals have vowed never to fight again. Osama Bin Laden is said to be negotiating his own surrender.
In Iraq the secretarian violence stopped with the sunrise of a new day.

A week ago, infact a day ago the world was a dangerous place, but not today. Today Europeans can walk safe, today the women in the muslim world are equal and free, today the terrorrists have handed in their weapons, today hatred has ended.

All of this because the defense minister in US resigned. The parties changed power and the war ended. Let us all rejoice! We knew all along this war with Islam was because of Rumsfeld, Bush and the republican party. Had Clinton stayed in the office this would never have occurred. Had Bush never been elected the world would have never had to endure this tragedy.
It begs the question, did women really need an education? What do they need equality for?

Free the world is Free! In mere five years the muslim world did what took Christianity a century. It reformed itself in five years. What will OSAMA do now? Perhaps he can go around with Clinton on the speech circuit.

Also today the UN ( the greatest thing since sliced bread ) passed a resolution condemning the Modern Muslim Movement as evil. In a unanimous vote in the security council the world body has decided to place economic sanctions on the movement.
The World Tribunal is contemplating charges on the leaders of the movement for crimes against humanity. The leaders of the Modern Muslim Movement said they have another 30 resolutions to go before they need to take it seriously. The only country not to vote for the resolution was Israel. The government of Israel said it supports the struggle of anyone who stands for their right to be free.

Singer Bono announced he will be selling a line of products called black, and the proceeds after taxes and salaries and royalties and fees for management will go to help those displaced by the Modern Muslim Movement's drive for freedom and equality. He will also be giving some funds to the newly established Society for Displaced Dictators.
" all poor people need the opportunity to spend their money on frivolous things, its their right to help the rich get richer and in so doing help some of their fellow citizens" said Bono. "The goal is to put a Black mark on everything!"

Friday, November 03, 2006

Pillars + Principles of Modern Muslim Movement

Islam has five pillars. All muslims are to follow these and its enough. 1.Shadadah=testimony there is none worthy of worship except Allah. (So any devotion to Osama, or Sadr or Ayatollahs is against your religion. Kings are also fobidden, thus the Saudi royal family should be thrown out.)
2.Salat= prayer. Pray every day.
3.Zakat= charity. To be given to the poor, not the terrorists. Why don't these rich arabs feed their poor and educate their women.
4.Sawm=fasting.
5.Hajj= once in a lifetim a trip to Mecca, but only if its possible. ( Islam is very forgiving and practical. )

Along with the pillars, the Modern Muslim Movement members believe in these five principles.
1. Equality. Above all else all muslims, regardless of sex, sect, or nationality are equal and must be treated as such by all muslims, and muslim governments.
2. Tolerance. Muslims accept the right of all beings to have their own beliefs. Thus Muslims accept other religions and views.
3. Democracy. All people in the world must have the right to vote. Muslims must support democracy. One person, one vote. Thus no kings, dictators or ayatollahs.
4. Flexibility. The Quran is the most forgiving book written. However what was written hundred of years ago cannot be literally applied today. Radical interpretations such as wahabism are not acceptable and exempt from tolerance principle. Islam is flexible and adaptable to the times. Muslims are muslims regardless of where they live. The must live according to the laws of their society and adapt their faith to the environment.
5. Humility. Live less do more. There is no need to waste resources and be materialistic. Happiness is the only goal. Modern muslims do not live in mansions and fly jets and buy yachts when there are children starving in the world.